Spike: "But c'mon, Twi-I HAVE FINGERS! Besides I can be an agile gunner up front as a small target, being shielded, buffed and healed by you in the safety of a bush. It'll be like Bioshock infinite combined with every other class based RPG out there. Twi, don't keep all the guns to yourself...us non magic people need something to even the odds. IF I breath fire on an incoming rocket, guess where it's going? You had me neutered, twilight. You had me spayed. I have no lethal fire right now. All because the princess decided you needed a non sexually/threatening male figure 4 u to be over, and you guys did everything short of actually castrating me."
In your description, you said that Twilight better not let Spike near the guns because of the look in his eye. What just transpired was his argument to hold the gun then suddenly some issues with women and authority popped out.