There are rumors that things are not so good at Sparkle Enix.
QA Pony (Earth pony): Those spikeheads got it coming! Lead Developer(Unicorn): Hey, who are you calling a spikehead! *Reporter ends up in the middle when the two start fighting* *Stray spell knocks out the cameraman and the video feed goes out*
*10 minutes later* *The head of software dev is in front of the camera* VP of Software Dev: Sooory about that, its close to delivery time and tempers are flaring. Reporter: Is it true that the company is in crunch mode to deliver a game on time? VP of Software Dev: We do not use the term "Crunch Mode", it has too many negative connotations. VP of Software Dev: We prefer the term "Aggressive Development Mode". Developer's Wife: When can I see my Husband? Its been months! My foals need their father! Kid: What! I have a father? *They start yelling at each other*
*The video feed cuts out and then there is a a dev team in front of the camera, they all have caffeine IV bags* Reporter: Is it true that you are working really hard and you could use a rest? Viola (Graphic Artist): No no no no no *Starts frantically drawing but the graphics tablet is not plugged into anything* Robbie(Programmer) Must catch bug, catch bug catch bug, *reaches for missing keyboard* Mikie (QA): Curse programmers for making bugs, Curse! Curse! *Falls over with foam coming out of his mouth* *Company nurse brings full caffeine IV bag for Mikie and hooks him up* *Mikie stops cursing, gets up and stares off into the distance* *A nurse wipes the foam from Mikie's mouth.* Project Manager: As you can see, my team is focused on bringing to market another fine quality product!
*Video feed cuts out but the audio is still working* * *Thud* Another pony falls over* *Agnes, throw me another Caf bag, someone needs a refill* *Hey! You can't show this, we look like a sweatshop!* *Where is my money?* *Sound of jingling bits* *Pleasure doing business with you!* *Don't worry we will edit out the bad stuff*
Reporter: There you have it, things are going fine at Sparkle Enix!
Ideeeeyaaa! I totally would pay out the nose for a game like this. An old fashioned PS2 pony game... wow! They should start making GBA pony games too, a very good reason to pull out the old SP. lol, this is cool. nice job.